Marvin Thomas of Myrrdin Games sent us The Game of Hurt Feelings. We played it entirely incorrectly.
Thanks to our friends Nicolas Cage, Paula Deen, and The Patriarchy.
This week, Jenn and Trin played The Game of Hurt Feelings - the game you play when your friends are too horrible for Cards Against Humanity.
my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is
because of the question mark
we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees
it could be bees
it might be bees
it’s probably bees
but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees
Someone doesn’t watch AD, methinks.
I actually have never watched Arrested Development so this card is funny to me for those exact reasons
On the very first day of our 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit, we said that there was a hard puzzle hidden across the 12 days of gifts. It’s definitely proven to be a hard puzzle, because no person or group has solved it yet and claimed the prize. To help you solve the puzzle, we told you—in a fairly easy to crack cipher—not to throw away anything we sent you.
We’ve provided a few hints to help steer solvers in the right directly. So far we’ve confirmed that:
(Some of these hints were accidentally deleted from our Tumblr. Sorry about that. They still stand.)
So far, a group of online solvers has figured out the first step of the puzzle, which involved a set of fake postal timestamps on the backs of the envelopes. The message they found has lead to many ideas for what to do next that are tantalizingly close to right, but not quite there. We’d like solvers to make some progress and see more of the puzzle, so we’d like to give them a little nudge in the right direction:
Ok. Happy hunting!